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Schwachkorb
I know literally everything there is to know about getting pussy. So even though you’re test-tube, gub-gub snail man, we’re gonna be getting you knee-deep in some gash.

Marty @Schwachkorb

Age 31, Bionicle

Joined on 11/20/16

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Pound Around

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Learn a thing or two about stereotypes

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Pricy Puss

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Lightspeed Puss

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Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other

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Curiosity Killed the Puss

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Try to go back into your mom's room right away

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Proletariat

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Channel Flipper

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N00Binator

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Kill the N00bs.

Segata Sanshiro

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